The Kids Ain't All Right

Nick leaves the kids in his room while he goes out to arrange the Lunar bowling.
As soon as he leaves the kids let out big sighs and pour themselves drinks and light up cigars.
Do you think he'll figure out we're really 30 year old little people? says Artemis
Him? He doesn't even know enough to not open a ticking briefcase. DeMarquette laughs.
The boys have a good laugh and toast eachother.

Across town at Bo and Hope's the doorbell rings. Ciera answers it and Claire comes in. Anyone here? she asks. Is anyone ever here? says Ciera They head over to the couch and turn on the TV. As they sit watching Blues Clues a cell phone rings. Claire pulls her cell out of her diaper and looks at it.
It's a text from Pocket. He says he'll be right over as soon as he Patch leaves to go kill Stefano. He says he'll bring the cookies and wants to know if Springer has returned their call about being on the show.
Ciera says to text him back they are scheduled for a meeting next week.

Meanwhile in Las Vegas, Andre comes off stage in his showgirl outfit. He is all smiles, and goes to his dressing room. He passes a large sign with his picture on it reading "APPEARING NIGHTLY" A gloved hand places a wrapped gift on a makeup table with a tag saying "To the most beautiful showgirl in Vegas" on it.
The gift is ticking.

In a spaceship orbiting over Salem, China Lee looking suspiciously like Lt. Uhura sits at an instument panel. She swivels her chair around and says,
I have received confrimation, the landing party has made it to the surface. They are awaiting your orders.
The Captain's chair turns around and ...... it's Bart!
Excellent, we can now begin the invasion. He smiles and hits a button on his Captain's chair.
Tell the cook to bring me some pie! NOW!