Meanwhile....
Across town Juggs and Doolie sit at the pub giggling to themselves.
Stefano walks in, perfectly fine and joins them.
He pulls and envelope out of his jacket and hands it to Juggs.
"Here you are my dear, the latest batch of letters between Santo and Colleen"
The three burst into hysterical laughter.
"Do you think anyone will figure out we copied these from an old Harliquin romance novel?" asks Doolie
"Figure out? PLEASE those idiots couldn't figure out the recipe to boil water!" chuckles Stefano
"What do you think they would do if they found out the only passion between Santo and Coleen was a passion for fundraising for the charch?" asks Julie
"And the whole vendetta thing was really over a bad batch of fish old OMB sold my grandfather!" Stefano roars
The three of them dissolve into a weeping pile of laughter.
Next?
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As Jugs, Doolie and Stefano weep with laughter, Andre watches from behind a potted palm. He seethes as he clutches the F-word.
Meanwhile, back at the hospital Patch, Pard, Tony and Bo conspire to fake Stefano's death. Not realizing that they are the butt of a long standing practical joke.
They don't even notice that the body in the Stefano's bed is really a bunch of pillows with a bad toupee on top as they look through the windows into his room.
Bo asks Patch if he's up for it.
"After everything done to me, my family and the Bradys. You got it. I just wish it was for real."
The guys all huddle together as Andre slips into the hospital in his candy striper uniform.
Meanwhile, Lucas strolls into the pub. Jugs, Doolie and Stephano have asked him to join their group. With the "hosing Kate & EJ with a fire extinguisher" prank, he's passed his initiation and gets to join the merry band of pranksters.
"What's next?", the newest member inquires.
"Next we're going to replace the entire DOOL writing staff with trained chimps and see how long it takes the PTB to catch on to the fact that the show has improved incredibly and the ratings are going through the roof," snickered Doolie. (Jugs & Stephano dance a little Irish jig in the corner in happy anticipation.)
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