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Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Kate Zone

You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land where forgotten DOOL characters wait, until someone remembers they are alive. There's a sign outside the door, your next stop....The Kate Zone (cue eerie music).....

Will, Julie, Doug, Anna, OMB, Caroline, and Maggie sit around a poker table.
Abe and Lexie enter.
"Well, that was a good 5 min work" says Abe. Now someone deal me in.
"I wonder if anyone will realize I should be back from Europe and starting school" says Will.
The entire table laughs, as Caroline calls and announces she has 2 queens.

"That beats me," says Doug Caroline rakes in the pot.

Grandma Horton comes in with a plate of donuts, everyone groans, they're sick of donuts.

From the corner we hear a disgusting slurrping sound. Yes it's John and Marlena making out. Ewwwww.

"Those two ever come up for air?" Asks Abe
"Leave them alone, it's nice to see two people in love" Swoons Julie
Doug grins and they start making out.
EWWWWWW
The table grosses out and the game comes to a stand still.


Back at the hospital, as Stefano's room clears, Lucas comes over and whispers,
Okay they're gone.
Stefano starts laughing and sits up.
"They bought it" says Lucas as he and Stefano high five.
"You should have seen Sami's face when I got all peeved about her reading the letters without me, she so believes they are real" laughs Lucas
"My son, you have done well" says Stefano "now lets get out of here before..."

The door bursts open and it's Andre. He's wearing a blonde wig and a 40's style dress, complete with seamed stockings and a scarf.

"Now just where da ye think ye'll be headin' off ta little Stefano?" He says in a bad Irish accent " Yer da winna want ye to be playin' with the likes of this one"
"Andre?" Stefano gasps "what are you doing here?"
"Who air ye callin Andre? Dinna ye recognize me, its me Colleen, and I have ta hurry and get ye back ta the charch afore yer da finds out ye runned off like ye did" Andre's eyes spin in two different directions as he lunges at Stefano.

Lucas leaps into action and stares really hard at Andre.
Stefano and Andre struggle as the f - olded leather document holder falls to the floor. Lucas looks like he needs a laxative really really bad and stares at the dropped f - olded leather document holder.
He picks it up......opens it.......and pulls out..................


next.



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