Guess Who's Comming To Brunch
Somewhere in Europe, Austin and Carrie are having breakfast.
"When exactly is Will going home honey?" asks Austin
"I told you a hundred times, he can't go home until we make sure he has aged to an unrealistic point, where there is no way Sami could be old enough to be his mother" Sami is so annoyed.
"Aunt Carrie, Uncle Austin I just heard from mom, she wants me to come home!"
Will comes running into the room.
The part of Will Roberts is now being played by Carrot Top
"OH.........Will...............ummmm.........okay....well let's get to the airport.......because your flight...that we didn't know you were going to be on....is leaving in half an hour......non-stop for Salem..." Carrie says
Will walks in to his bedroom in Carrie and Austin's posh 9 bedroom hotel suite in some un-named European country where everyone speaks English.
"Are you packed yet?" Will says as he walks in
"Well I still have to get dressed but I'm ready" Out walks...................
Abby! Wearing nothing but a towel.
"How do you think your parents will react when they find out we're married?" She asks as she sits on the bed and starts brushing her hair.
"Oh I think dad will be fine with it, but I'm not sure mom is ready to be a grand mother" Will says as he sits on the bed next to Abby.
"Well she better get used to it fast, the baby is due in a few months" Abby smiles and starts slobbering all over Will.
Meanwhile back in Salem, Sami now in her 5th trimester, sits reading the 19th batch of Santeen letters.
She reads aloud, even though she's the only one in the room, because that's what normal people do........
"...Dearest Santo....even though we have been luvers for 6 months now, I still canna help feelin' Oy am sinnin' and betrayin' the charch and me da. Every time I lie to Fother, and say I'm commin here to collect money fer the arphins, I feel so guilty. But then ye take me in yer arms and Oy feel yer heart beatin...."
Sami fans herself "Is it getting hot in here?"
"Not as hot as it's about to get" EJ bursts in and grabs Sami off the couch.
"EJ! NO! I LOVE LUCAS" Sami says
"Lucas, isn't here" whispers EJ
"Oh yeah, I forgot" Sami grabs EJ and they start making out.
Pan over to the open door as a black gloved hand holds a video camera pointed at the couple.
A mysterious voice laughs "Heh heh heh can you say You Tube?"
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Meanwhile, back at Brady's Pub, Lucas has finished sloooooowwwwly reaching his hand into the f-word and millimeter by millimeter, sloooooowwwwwly pulling out the key to ending the v-word.
He sloooooowwwwwwly opens up the yellowed, crackled paper and reads, (slooooowwwwwwly), "Congratulations! You could be the winner of our $10,000,000 sweepstakes...".
Oh, wait. Wrong paper.
Lucas reaches back in and fishes out a sealed envelope. On the outside are the instructions, "To End The Vendetta, tear off the ends of this envelope along the perforations and carefully open."
Lucas sloooooowwwwwwly obliges.
He opens the envelope and gasps.....
The Vendetta can only be ended by you attending our incredible 45 min presentation Boca Raton Timeshare And YOU! Remember there is no obligation and every person attending is GUARNTEED one of these fabulous prizes:
A 4 Carat Diamond Solitare
$100,000 dollars CASH
A 2008 Lamborghini
A Fabulous 2 night stay in Las Vegas
(airfare and meals not included, blackout dates apply, hotel our choice, may not actually be IN Las Vegas)
AND, back in the unnamed European city with sets eerily reminiscent of Salem, Abby stops brushing her hair long enough to turn to Will with a frown.
The part of Abby is now being played by Lindsey Lohan in between stints at drug rehab.
"Will, baby. Do you think the folks back home will be grossed out that we are actually first cousins?"
[Good one, Deb. I've tried for two days to come up with what could be IN the stupid folio and gave up. ;-) ]
(Hey Applecheeks, any excuse to get the entire cast OUT of Salem for a week...hmmm thinking of next week's These Are The Daze...in Fla! LOL)
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