Great Mysteries Of The Universe

There are many great mysteries in this big wide world. Some will be explained by science, some by faith, and some well some will never be explained.

The Great Pyramids
What really killed the dinosaurs.
Why anyone even cares what's going on with Brittney.

And then we have DOOL.

Someday some archaeological team will dig up video of DOOL and try to analyze it.
They of course, will not understand, as we do, that it isn't SUPPOSED to make sense. They will try to explain it, make it logical. They will have questions like:


If Kayla is a doctor capable of transplanting a kidney, why can't she do the simplest physical exam or diagnose a common cold?

How DOES Stefano keep coming back from the dead?

Phillip got an entirely new face yet even people who haven't seen him for years recognize him on sight.

The "miracle cure" serum Marlena injected herself with to wake up, was designed for an entirely different type of gas poisoning. So how did it work?

Be in a plane crash and almost die, and you're out of the hospital in 24 hrs. Fall and scrape your knee and you're in for a month.

John has a drug induced conversation with himself and a dead guy and now suddenly he LOVES Marlena again.

*An oldie but a goodie* No one EVER goes to work, yet everyone is filthy rich.

People are always "suddenly remember" they have degrees in law or are a math genius or had a baby, yet it never seems strange to anyone.

They can test for bizarre exotic unknown diseases and poisons and get the results in 15 min, yet x-rays and MRI's take days.

The most lucrative job in Salem has to be wedding planner. With funeral director running a close second.

No matter how long someone vegetates in a hospital bed, and no matter how serious their injuries, their hair and make up are always perfect.

*Another oldie but goodie* No matter where in the world someone needs to go, there's always a non-stop flight leaving Salem Airport for that exact destination in an hour. And there are always available seats.

No wonder everyone in Salem is thin. No one ever eats. At restaurants they just pick at their food, and then end up leaving it. No one ever goes grocery shopping. And when is the last time someone actually cooked? Or even made themselves a sandwich.

Which leads us to the next observation . . . no one EVER has to go to the bathroom. Well of course, they never eat.

Everyone must have an unlimited supply of new clothing. When is the last time you saw someone wear the same outfit twice. Unless they're stranded on a desert island or somewhere, and even then their clothes are always in perfect shape and totally clean.

How does EVERYONE have cell reception EVERYWHERE, EXCEPT when they really need cell reception, and then they NEVER have it. And by the same token, everyone has a cell phone, EXCEPT, they never think to use it during power failures or when they're trapped somewhere. *the entire hospital floor was sealed off, yet no one thought to use their cells to call out and let emergency services know what was going on*

Every one's house is always tastefully decorated, completely clean, and totally uncluttered. No unmade beds or dishes left lying around, except when they are clues to infidelity or that someone has broken in.

During phone conversations: no one ever says hello or goodbye, they nod and the person on the other end "hears" it, and no one ever calls just to chat or has a call from a wrong number.

And the biggest mystery of all.............................

Why does the Prevuze feed always seem to screw up right when the SL actually starts to get interesting????