Heard It Through The Grapevine

I found this rumor on a spoiler site today:

Dena Higly is planning for a shocking revelation that will rock Salem to the core. Dean Robbins(Rosco Born) is Max's biological father but he also has 2 other children; Ford Decker(Matthew Florida) is one of them. Ford was adopted when he was a baby, look for Ford to rise from the dead this summer where he unleashes revenge against his biological brother Max and the sisters of Alpha Chi Theta.

Also look for Max and Stephanie to go on an adventure to France to look for his long lost sister, Melanie. Max does not want his father or Ford anywhere near his 17 year old sister, so he sets out to find Melanie so he can protect her from becoming like his brother and father.

By the end of Summer, there will be a huge confrontation between Max and Ford. It will be up to Max with a little help from Daniel Jonas to save the girls important in their lives. Also look for Max's sister Melanie to develop a crush on Daniel, which does not set well with Max nor Chelsea; look for Chelsea and Melanie to become enemys fighting over the same guy.

That's all well and good, EXCEPT:

Back in 1988, Frankie confessed to Jen that he and Max weren't brothers. Frankie had saved Max from an abusive father, Trent. Now Trent wanted Max back. So Frankie and Max ran away to Ohio. Eventually Frankie called Jen and she went to get them. Unfortunately Trent followed her and there was a big deal with Trent demanding Max come with him. Eventually Frankie and Jen were able to convince him Max was better off with the Bradys. Trent left and Frankie, Max and Jen came back to Salem.

Not that it would make any difference to DOOL with their penchant for changing the past whenever the mood suits them.

So let's have some fun changing things up a bit shall we?

EJ is really John's son, like everyone thought in the beginning. Another of Stefano's lies. He manipulated the weak minded Susan and played on her love of Elvis to convince her he was her baby's father.

Sami is really Stefano's daughter. Since Sami is on the fast track to becoming the new Marlena, why not have some real fun with it. Eric is still Roman's child, but it will come out Marlena was drugged or kidnapped around the same time and impregnated by Stefano (artificially or naturally it doesn't matter).

Steve is really Victor's son. Hey, Vic went slumming with Caroline, back in the day. So who's to say he didn't cruise on down a little further across the tracks and jump Jo's bones?

It will be revealed that Morgan is actually the REAL Georgia Brady! Paul Hollinsworth will get shot down on the docks and with his last breath will reveal that his wife gave birth to a still born daughter the same day Billie had Georgia. He switched the babies because he didn't want his wife to have a nervous breakdown (she had a hard time getting pregnant and this was her last chance). The Benson's were Chelsea's REAL parents all along!

Jan Spears will come out of her coma and announce she and Lucas were secretly married and still are! She'll produce a marriage license and wedding video to prove her case. She'll then move into the mansion with the rest of the "Brady Bunch" and demand Lucas honor their vows.

Kayla will admit to Steve that Stephanie isn't really Stephanie. Not long after Steve "died" she moved to California and Stephanie was killed in a tragic accident. A devastated Kayla turned to friend and fellow doctor (who just happened to be working at the same hospital) Mike Horton.
She had a brief affair with him and got pregnant. Stephanie is that child.

Julie confesses to Hope that she's not her half-sister, but in reality, her mother. Back in the day, Doug had a tryst with the teenage Julie. He didn't know she was Addie's daughter, and by the time he found out it was too late. He was already married to Addie and Julie was in a home for unwed mothers having Hope. Addie put 2 and 4 together and figured things out, and agreed to not press charges or divorce Doug if Julie gave up baby Hope for them to raise as their own.

Kate will reveal to Lucas that she's not his mother! A long time ago when she was working as a cocktail waitress in a local strip club, Bill Horton used to come in all the time. He was sleeping with one of the dancers and she got pregnant. She had baby Lucas and abandoned him in the dressing room of the strip club where Kate found him one night as she was leaving work.
Bill refused to help so Kate raised Lucas on her own. And the mysterious ex-stripper who gave birth to Lucas? Maggie Horton! She was stripping on the sly and hooking up with Bill behind Mickey's back.



Now go on and tell me ANY or ALL of these possible situations aren't too far fetched for DOOL!
Is ANYTHING too far fetched for DOOL??