Hey Mickey

Mickey Horton: BEFORE and AFTER


Hey Mickey (a parody)

Oh Mickey, you're so old
You're so old you're growing mold, hey Mickey, hey Mickey.
Oh Mickey, you're so old
You're so old you're growing mold, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so old
You're so old you're growing mold, hey Mickey, hey Mickey.....

Hey Mickey
You haven't been around for I don't know how long.
You think you'll just show up, like you were never gone.
Why can't you stay away, and just leave it alone Mickey?

Cause when you hook up with Mags we're gonna all get sick.
You're givin' us the chills, just the image is so ick!
Can't you get a grip and just leave Mags alone Mickey?

Oh Mickey what a pity, you don't understand.
We'll notice that you've changed into a younger man.
Oh Mickey, we aren't stupid, can't you understand?
It's just not you Mickey!
Ooh you're the new Mickey, new Mickey
The new improved Mickey.

Hey Mickey
Now when you show up on the screen, yeah we're gonna know
That you used to be on another TV show.
There's something you should know, we aren't that dumb, Mickey

Now if you and Maggie.......Ewww, please no geezer sex
Even Squint and Doc, made us wanna retch.
Just give us all a break, and just say NO, Mickey.

So come on admit it to us, we know that you will.
Doing scenes with Maggie, will just make us all feel ill.
Oh please just get real, she ain't Donna Mills, Mickey.

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand.
We'll notice that you've changed, into a younger man.
Oh Mickey, we aren't stupid, can't you understand
It's just not you Mickey!
Ooh you're the new Mickey, new Mickey
The new improved Mickey!