Cruise Of No Reception Part Deux

Meanwhile...
Belle and Shawn sit in the Brady pub doing what they do best....arguing.

"Shawn you aren't listening...I just want what's best for...umm what's her name again...oh yeah Claire."

Shawn rolls his eyes "Belle, I am thinking of Claire, I want to give her all the things she needs, but to do that I need money and this is the only way I know how to get it!"

"But Shawn, if you become a cop who will be home to listen to me whine all day?" Belle pouts.

Suddenly a light pierces the ceiling.....it hits Belle straight on.
She stops mid pout and stands up.

"Belle! What's going on? You look different!"

Belle looks at Shawn and smiles.

"Earthling, you have served your purpose well, but now, your purpose is over" Bell points at Shawn and freezes him mid rant.

She looks at him for a second then turns around and is beamed up to the waiting space ship.

"Captain Bart! How wonderful to see you again!" Belle is now dressed in her Starfleet uniform with the requisite big hair and go-go boots. She reaches up and pulls off her mask to reveal she is, in reality, a Vulcan!

"My instincts were correct. The human male did try to control a beautiful blonde woman, and attempt to force her into a life of domesticity and servitude"

"As always, Lt. Belle, your Vulcan logic and superior intelligence have served you well." Capt Bart answers "I am curious however, how did you manage to use all those human emotions and not injure yourself?"

"I employed an old Earth tradition called over-acting" Belle explains "At first it was hard to get a handle on it, but then I just realized all I had to do was watch Earth soap operas and imitate those women. After that it was easy"

"Well I for one am glad to have you back to your unemotional normal self" Capt. Bart says.

"That is quite illogical Captain. Why would you be pleased to see me behaving normally, when logically there is no other way I should behave once my mission was completed" Belle answers

"Yes, of course" Capt Bart replies "Your sister is on her way to the bridge, Lt."

The doors of the bridge elevator open, and Willow emerges.

"We have a problem Captain. Evidently we underestimated the power of Hope Brady's screechy voice. The android Andre's are malfunctioning and have organized into the road company production of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert"
Lt. Willow explains.

"MY GOD," Capt. Bart gasps "You don't mean.....'

"Yes Captain, they are well into the second verse of Shake Your Groove Thing as we speak" Lt. Willow turns to the big view screen "It's coming up on the monitor now sir"

The monitor fades in to reveal the ballroom of the hotel. It has been transformed into a huge stage. Lucas, Bo, and Roman are in full drag costume leading the dance, as the Andres do back up...

"HOPE!" Screams Capt. Bart doing his best Capt. Kirk "Wrath of Khan" imitation "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"

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