The Devil in Mr. Reilly
The demon Reilly continues with his evil plan:
"I will make the Dimeras beyond evil!!" he snarls "They will be the most powerful beings on earth! Beyond good and evil. They will battle the Horton witches for control of the people of Salem! It will force the witches to come up with new and different ways to destroy the endless attacks they make. The witches will evolve!
Their powers will grow. After a couple of months three witches will be born, and grow up into adults. They will possess powers that will overshadow all those who came before them. Together these three witches (sisters! yes they will be sisters) will take on the Dimeras."
"Dark Lord?" inturruped a demon
They will have to hide their powers from the outside world." Reilly continues "They will make mistakes along the way, but each one will only make them stronger for the next battle."
"Ummm, Sir? I believe you are describing...." another demon tries
"OH and a book!! They will have this magical book they find that will expand magically with each adventure." Reilly has completely gone over the edge. He's screaming now "It will always have the solution to how to defeat the Dimera demons . And sexy!! YES! They will be beautiful and sexy and have all kinds of relationship issues.....and....and......"
"YOUR EVILNESS! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CHARMED!! THE TV SHOW! IT'S BEEN DONE!!" the demon screamed
Reilly stops and stares at the demon for a minute.
The little demon realizes he has taken his life in his hands by speaking out and stands facing the demon Reilly breathing heavily.
Satan and the other demons look shocked and shrink back to avoid getting caught in the explosion when Reilly destroys the little demon.
Reilly looks down at the demon. His eyes turn black as midnight and flames erupt from his massive horned head.
"Well how else do you expect me to bring in the most heinously evil actress in history?" asked Reilly in a strangely calm voice
The little demon looks confused.
"But who?......."
"Shannen Doherty"
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Even Lucifer blanches at this, turning a pale pink.
"That's it!" he quails. "You've done it Reilly. I thought I was the Master Deceiver, the Dark Lord of Evil. But you take the cake.
"You do this and that poor town won't make it to their contract renewal. Hell (no pun intended) it won't last a season."
Meanwhile, in a sleepy little town near the Great Lakes, ocean, mountain, Mexican, Canadian border an unsuspecting populace greets another day. Salem, before the storm....
[You are right, got to use that spellcheck! LOL]
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