Galway, the untold story
Galway Ireland - 50 yrs ago.
"Come on Colleen, services start in 15 min." Calls a young nun
Colleen is in her room putting on her habit. She looks in the mirror and signs, she hates it. She hurries out the door and meets up with Sister Ann, another young nun.
"Did you see that HOT Mr. Dimera today at the beach?" Sister Ann pants "I wonder if it's true what they say about Italian men?"
"OH you are awful!" Colleen says in mock disgust "But yeah he was H-A-W-T! I am so gonna hit that!"
"Do you think he knew we were nuns?" asks Ann
"The way we were dressed? Umm the last I checked nuns don't wear bikinis" said Colleen
"Well not all nuns"giggled Ann "Can you imagine sister Helen in one??"
"EWWWWWW" both girls say in unison
"You DO know Mr. Dimera's married right?" asks Ann
"Well duh!" Colleen rolls her eyes "He didn't even try to hide his wedding ring. And besides since when did the fact that a guy was married stand in my way?"
"True" Ann nods "Remember that traveling rosary salesman last year? When you did him in the confessional...."
"GIRLS!"
Colleen and Ann run smack into Sister Helen. She stands glaring at them. They lower their heads and try to slide past her into the church.
"Not so fast young ladies" Sister Helen said "This is the 3rd time this week you've been late!"
"Sorry sister" "Won't happen again Sister" "Forgive us, Sister" the girls mumble
Sister Helen shakes her head and allows the girls to pass. As soon as they are out of her listening range, they start to giggle.
"YOU are soooo bad" says Ann "You are going to corrupt me for sure!"
Colleen, flips her veil and strikes a sexy pose,
"Well of course sweetie" she purrs "Why do you think they call me Nun Gone Wild!"
posted by Deb at
5:59 AM
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After Colleen's patented hair flip the camera pans to the left and we see YOMB staring at his sister with a confused and distraught look on his face. He knows his sister is a ho, but his father thinks she is pure and holy. YOMB stares into space while coming up with a plan to expose the Nun Gone Wild.
Young Stefano crawls over to YOMB while pushing his lorry.
YS says," You know I saw your sister coming out of my Dad's room looking as fresh as a crack whore at dawn."
YOMB shouts," How do you know what a crack whore looks like at dawn?"
YS replies, " I didn't know until I came to Ireland. The nuns in Italy actually where habits,go to mass and stay pure. Here the nunnery is nothing but a front for whores. Do you want to play with my lorry?"
Meanwhile in the confessional, young Colleen is on her knees.....confessing?
Somewhere in the background we hear someone in an Italian accent murmur, money shot.
Sister Helen enters the church, she stops as she hears strange noises coming from the confessional. She slowly approaches and then stops as she puts on a pair of black leather gloves to match her black leather outfit hidden under her habit.
Peter Simple Simon Brady approaches the church......
If fifty years ago(1957) OMB 10-11 years old he would have been the youngest father in Galway. Because when Roman Brady was killed by the Salem Stalker his gravestone showed he was born in 1952! Did any of the DOOL writers ever take a math class?
Again you are applying logic to DOOL.
EJ should be a pre-teen if you go by the actual year he was born.
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