All In The Family

Okay boys and girls it’s time to update your “Who’s Related to Who and How” scorecards for Days Of Our Lives.

Those who wish to may accompany this by playing the Deliverance soundtrack may do so now. All relationships listed are by birth or adoption (If I included all relationships via marriage we’d never get anywhere). If some of the relationships are a little out of order it’s because I sat with the Brady and Dimera family trees in front of me and had to keep going back and forth drawing new lines and figuring out how everyone was related.

Okay, everyone ready? Here we go:

Stefano and John are half brothers.

John, Roman, Kimberly, Kayla, Max and Frankie are first cousins

Belle, Sami and Eric are half siblings and second cousins.

Stefano is Belle and Brady’s Uncle and Claire’s Great-Uncle

Roman, Kayla, Kimberly and Belle are second cousins

OMB is Belle’s Great-Uncle

Belle and EJ are first cousins

Belle and Johnny are second cousins

John is EJ’s Uncle and Johnny’s Great-Uncle

John is Lexie’s Uncle (of course my marriage making him Abe’s Uncle LOL!)

Lexie, Belle and Brady are first cousins

Theo and Claire are second cousins.

Belle is Johnny’s Aunt and second cousin.

Brady is Johnny’s Uncle and second cousin.

Belle and Sami are half sisters and second cousins

John is Tony’s Uncle

Tony and Belle are first cousins

Tony and Claire second cousins.

Since Stefano adopted Kristen, if John had married her he would have been marrying his niece.

John is Andre’s Uncle

Belle, Brady and Andre are second cousins

Belle, Brady, Kristen, and Peter are first cousins

I know everyone has been trying to connect Belle and Shawn, but they aren’t related by birth, just by the weird relationship that Bo has with OMB.

If Bo was OMB’s natural son, that of course would make Belle and Shawn second cousins. Not illegal, but still strange.

Kind of like how Max keeps dating his nieces Chelsea and Stephanie. Which is actually illegal in all 50 states since OMB is listed as Max, Bo and Kayla’s birth certificates, as their father, making Max legally Chelsea and Stephanie’s Uncle.

Now that everyone is totally confused……