Nick Fallion International Man of Mystery

Nick knows the time has come to reveal his secret identity to the world.

He goes to his closet and taps three times on the back wall. It suddenly slides to one side and Nick steps into an elevator.

As the doors open Nick steps out wearing a 60's crushed velvet suit and black horn rimmed glasses. He is Nick Fallion - International Man of Mystery!

He struts into a large room full of people at computer terminals. Large video screens show world maps, grainy surveillance video, satellite images of cities, and a Sponge Bob cartoon.

Shane Donovan stands in the middle of the room discussing a report with one of the computer people.

Nick saunders up to Shane.
"Dono baby, it's about time you called me in to solve this case." Nick says in what has to be the worst English accent ever "I'm ready to kick some ass, shag a few babes, and solve this case."

Shane stares at Nick for a second like he can't quite believe what he's seeing.
"Fallion, knock off the Austin Powers parody. This show might be bad but we haven't sunk that low..........yet anyway. And take off that ridiculous suit."

"Not without dinner and a movie first." Nick quips, still in character

Shane shoots him a scathing look and Nick reverts back into himself.

"Sorry boss"

"Okay, we have our Artemis and DeMarquette decoys in place, have the three of you come up with a plan yet?" asks Shane

"Well we're working on it, but I gotta tell you those two need to stop smoking those cigars and hitting the bars every night or our cover is going to be blown."

"Well it's your job to control them. They have to be able to fool the enemy agents or our plan is worthless" Shane scolds

"Yeah." replies Nick "You try telling them that. I swear the real kids were more mature than these idiots"

"Be that as it may Fallion, we have a job to do here and I expect you to handle it!" snaps Shane "If you can't we have other agents who can take over"

"Yes, they do!" A voice says from behind Nick.

It's Claire, dressed head to toe in leather with thigh high boots.

"Oh that's fair, she gets to wear THAT and I get yelled at for having a little fun"
whines Nick

"Oh grow up Fallion" says Claire "At least I SOLVE cases."

"Name one!" Nick says accusingly "You have been on the Dimera case for almost a year now and all you've managed to do find Tony, get Roman kidnapped, and let Andre get his hands on the fo..."

"Okay stop right there!" Claire interrupts "First off, you try doing all that with prize winning partners like Bope and Shelle! Those four have the combined intelligence of the Three Stooges"

"But there's 4 of them" Nick says

"YEAH, I know" Claire replies

"Enough you two." Shane cuts the both off "We have a case to solve here. Now lets get started."